When PowerWheels Cars Are Nicer Than Your Real Person Car

Kinja'd!!! "Matthew Keyser" (teisco15)
02/08/2016 at 19:03 • Filed to: None

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This is an Audi R8 GT, and it may well be a nicer item than a majority of the actual big-kid cars that were sitting in the parking lot of the store.

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There was also a Porsche 911 GT3 which featured an actual, working radio, and very realistic looking faux carbon ceramic brake rotors.

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This Range Rover is likely more reliable than it’s full-sized counterpart.

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This Mercedes ML AMG sported some very real speakers in the back, an aux cord, and huge plastic chrome wheels. In other words, this toy, this plaything for well-off children had more amenities and better fit an finish than the 2000 Chevrolet Blazer I used to drive to Toys-R-Us.

If these things aren’t enough to spur on a new generation of gearheads, then I don’t know what is.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Matthew Keyser
02/08/2016 at 19:08

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My little cousin has the Range Rover one you pictured. Damn thing has an onboard speaker system!

And no, they’re not more reliable. The motor broke going over a pile of leaves.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Matthew Keyser
02/08/2016 at 19:09

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These are nicer than my car


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > TheHondaBro
02/08/2016 at 19:33

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hahaha


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Matthew Keyser
02/08/2016 at 19:34

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Back in the early 2000s, I received a top-of the line, Italian built $400 Mercedes-Benz SL pedal car. Not even motor powered, and the only amenity was a handbrake. Humph.

Also, why Toys R Us? HAWL?


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/08/2016 at 19:34

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but I thought you drove a dragon!


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > TheHondaBro
02/08/2016 at 19:34

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Motor broke.... engine swap time :D


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Brickman
02/08/2016 at 20:01

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I hear putting an RC car motor into these is a thing :)


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Matthew Keyser
02/08/2016 at 20:36

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Maybe it’s just me, but I wouldn’t drive my R8 GT through this part of town.

Also, that dash looks pretty good, for being a toy and all


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > shop-teacher
02/08/2016 at 20:43

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Brushless power!


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Brickman
02/08/2016 at 21:19

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I very badly want to do that.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > pjhusa
02/08/2016 at 21:20

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Again. I own a car. For when it’s raining or cold.


Kinja'd!!! Matthew Keyser > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
02/08/2016 at 21:24

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The fit and finish on these damned things is pretty impressive


Kinja'd!!! Matthew Keyser > pjhusa
02/08/2016 at 21:26

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I was going to make up a story about how I went for my niece’s birthday or something, but I’m going to be honest and say that I went there to see if they had one of these: http://www.bugracercar.com/

I am 18 years old.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Matthew Keyser
02/08/2016 at 21:28

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Ah cool. But I hate insects


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Brickman
02/08/2016 at 23:12

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Yeah! Burn those plastic tires right off!!


Kinja'd!!! beefonwhack > Matthew Keyser
02/12/2016 at 20:46

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I’ve been looking at that red GT3 for my niece! Hooray for living vicariously through the young’uns!